Ranking Bikinis from Mild to Wild
If you love the beach or live for the pool, bikinis are a way of life. Our bikini ranking will dispel some of the questions regarding the differences between a G-String and a Thong bikini. Never heard of a C-String? Read on to become a more informed bikini buyer.
According to Wikipedia, a bikini is a two-piece swimsuit primarily worn by women that features two triangles of fabric on top that cover the breasts, and two triangles of fabric on the bottom: the front covering the pelvis but exposing the navel, and the back covering the intergluteal cleft and often the buttocks. The size of the top and bottom can vary, from bikinis that offer full coverage of the breasts, pelvis, and buttocks, to more revealing designs
At BarelyThereBikinis, we make it our business to know everything there is about bikinis. We design and prototype our bikinis for maximum comfort and exposure. We test our bikinis by having a bunch of sexy ladies wear them while lounging on the boat and frolicking in the pool. We know it’s a tough job, but we do our diligence to ensure you end up with the highest quality, best fitting, sexiest bikinis.
There is a lot of confusion about what constitutes a Thong Bikini and the difference between a G-String Bikini and a T-String Bikini. Let’s “dive in” and rank our favorite tiny micro bikini styles with a Buns Score from Mildest (8) to Wildest (1).
The String Bikini
Buns Score - 8
String Bikinis, despite their propensity for being skimpy, are actually the mildest on our Tiny Bikini Buns Score ranking. They typically have the most bum coverage as well as having the most front coverage. A string bikini or stringkini is scantier and more revealing than a regular bikini. It gets its name from the string characteristics of its design. It consists of two triangular shaped pieces connected at the groin but not at the sides, where a thin “string” wraps around the waist connecting the two parts. String bikini tops are similar and are tied in place by the attached “string” pieces. String pieces can either be continuous or tied. The String Bikini, while not really a “Tiny Micro Bikini” offers us a base line by which to compare the other entries in our list.
Cheeky Bikinis are designed to flaunt those sexy biscuits. They offer less glutial coverage than a string bikini and look amazing on a finely sculpted bottom. A cheeky bikini bottom has a V shape cut. This style gives you slightly less coverage than your regular bikini bottom as it shows more of your buttocks. This bikini bottom style is perfect if you want to make your legs seem longer and show of a bit of skin! It is the perfect style for a flirty look! As we slide down our list of “Tiny Micro Bikinis”, the Cheeky Bikini offers us a view of good things to come.
The Cheeky Bikini
Buns Score - 7
The Brazilian Bikini
Buns Score - 6
Brazilian Bikinis are aptly named for their country of origin, Brazil. Known for it’s beautiful women and their beautiful behinds, Brazil rocked the world when it invented this bikini cut. The back of a Brazilian has higher cut outs showing off your bum. It often has a low cut so it falls below your hips. This is the style to pick when you have been rocking those squats and want to show off your hard work. The minimal front coverage means you will most likely have to do a bit of hair maintenance to feel comfortable wearing this cut of bikini. The Brazilian Bikini afford us a beginnera look at “Tiny Micro Bikinis”.
Tanga Bikinis are often considered a version of a Brazilian Bikini, but have a much higher rear V cut showing off those lovely backsides. A small triangle of fabric in the front reveals the tummy and a strap that connects to the back exposes most of your buttocks and hips. This super sexy shape shows of your feminine curves. Like the Brazilian Bikini, hair maintenance is a must to wear this style of bikini. The higher cut and narrower V shaped front show off much more of the “bikini area”. The Tonga bikini inches us closer to the “Tiny Micro Bikini” category.
The Tanga Bikini
Buns Score - 5
The Thong Bikini
Buns Score - 4
Thong Bikinis bring in the saucier half of our Buns Scores. Also known as a thongkini, Thong Bikinis are a high-cut swimwear style that comes with a triangle-shaped bottom with minimal coverage over the hips and butt The narrow band of fabric connecting the front and back triangles leave almost no coverage of the derriere. The minimal front triangle requires bikini trimming so wisps of hair don’t detract from the sexy look and feel of the bikini. The Thong Bikini is the first of what we consider to be a “Tiny Micro Bikini”.
G-String Bikinis offers little more than a string of coverage in the rear. The very small triangle of coverage in front leaves little to the imagination. The G-String Bikini consists of a thin strip of cloth covering the front area with the back portion made up of a string-like piece of fabric that passes between the buns and connects with a very thin waistband forming a second small triangle of rear coverage. The G-String bikini is frequently, but not always, tie side bikinis and are usually made from a spandex blend to give them more stretch. The G-String definitely qualifies as a tiny “Micro Bikini”.
The G-String Bikini
Buns Score - 3
The T-String Bikini
Buns Score - 2
T-String Bikinis are very similar in style to G-String Bikinis, but have even less coverage in the rear. Instead of connecting at the hips via a small triangle, the connect ot the hip string via another string forming the aptly named T-String Bikini. Frontal coverage is an absolute bare minimum usually requiring a smooth shave or a very small landing strip. T-String Bikinis afford very little coverage in either the front or the rear and are the go to choice for most ladies looking to avoid tan lines while sun bathing. The T-String is truly a “Tiny Micro Bikini”.
C-String Bikinis hold themself up using a semi-rigid internal structure to hold the fabric in place. C-String Bikinis simply clip into place giving them their name. C-String Bikinis are the wildest type of bikini made. There is no string wrapping around your hips and there is no coverage of the buns. The absolute lack of coverage makes them the closest you can go to being naked and is often a very freeing feeling. The small front will barely cover your lady bits, so waxing or smooth shave is a necessity. A C-String is the definition of a “Tiny Micro Bikini”.
The C-String Bikini
Buns Score - 1